Paul and Pauline Calf’s Cheese and Ham Sandwich DVD – Steve Coogan 

Live on stage at the Neptune Theatre in Liverpool mullet-haired student-baiting boozer Paul Calf returns with his “”dead sophisticated”” sister Pauline “”I’ve had him”” Calf to fill us in with what’s been happening since their last outing in 1995. Pauline’s had her hair done (“”L’Oreal – ‘cos I’m worth it knobhead””) her belly button pierced and a misspelt Chinese tattoo; while Paul has a new girlfriend (“”It was fate – I kept bumping into her – she works behind the counter at Threshe